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SWIFT January 18, 2008 Print
Written by James Randi   
Thursday, 17 January 2008
Table of Contents
  1. Geller Reversal

  2. The Law Is a Ass

  3. It’s All in the Mind

  4. That Magnet Claim From Last Week

  5. Highway of Holiness

  6. Dowsing Update

  7. Remember TM?

  8. Good Comment

  9. Miracle Substance For Sale

  10. The Q-Ray Swindle in Canada

  11. In Closing…



GELLER REVERSAL

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Didn’t I tell you that Uri Geller, due to the recent exposures of his tricks on YouTube and on live TV, was no longer able to support the mythology that he is psychic, and now has to back away from the firm claims to genuine psychic power that he’s made for the last 35 years? Well, he’s done so. Reader Stefan Pochmann writes:

At youtube.com/watch?v=zGrn1IkMXbE you can see Geller in a recent German show completely failing to guess a picture of a square with four dots in it. Then at 2:14 into the video he explains:

Sometimes when I do things, this is not a trick. Do you understand me?

Interesting comment! This implies that he sometimes has a miracle happen in his hands, though he usually uses trickery. He’s got to keep some woo-woo in there, it seems… I must add that the reason Geller didn’t come up with the identity of the sealed drawing, just might be that it was prepared by the highly-skeptical host without Geller being present (see randi.org/jr/12-15-2000.html for the Geller method) and the spoons, etc., were kept away from him, too. But, Geller did manage to minimally bend a key, by his usual method, which was quite visible on camera.

Then in November of 2007, in an interview with Magische Welt (Magic World) he said, clearly and plainly:

I’ll no longer say that I have supernatural powers. I am an entertainer. I want to do a good show. My entire character has changed.

No, Mr. Geller, just because you’ve run out of options and have to retreat, your character hasn’t changed at all. You’re still the man who lied – for 35+ years – to the media, to your sponsors, to the public, to researchers, to naïve scientists, and to government officials, saying that you were not a magician, that you didn’t and couldn’t do magic tricks, that you had genuine psychic abilities. And you said all this knowing that these people would choose to believe you and would commit themselves to promoting and endorsing your spurious claims.

Try to remember these names, Mr. Geller: Andrija Puharich, Brian Inglis, Byron Janis, Charles Panati, Claiborne Pell, Colin Wilson, Edgar Bronfman, Edgar Mitchell, Eldon Byrd, Guy Lyon Playfair, Harold Puthoff, John Hasted, John Taylor, Jonathan Margolis, Jose Lopez Portillo, Maria Janis, Moshe Dayan, Russell Targ, Ted Bastin, Val Duncan, Wernher von Braun, Wilbur Franklin, William Cox, and Yascha Katz. These are just a couple dozen of the hundreds of people you lied to, people who put money into your pocket, wrote supportive books about you, validated your claims, brought you to the attention of prominent persons, or otherwise helped you because they believed you when you told them you were the real thing, and played your tricks on them! Now you’ve admitted that it was all just a big joke?

Now, it certainly can be argued these people were naïve. They were out of their fields of expertise, and assumed they couldn’t be fooled – but they were wrong. You took full advantage of their naivety, used them up, and discarded them when you were finished with them. That’s what a predator does.

Well after Geller had done his turnabout, on January 13th, 2008, reports Mark Schmidt of the German Skeptics group GWUP, the newspaper Berliner Kurier published an interview that contained this exchange:

Question: Do you have telepathic abilities?

Answer: Without any doubt.

Says Mark:

So there was no waffling around. Asked for proof of this claim, he agreed, but did a “proof” for telekinesis, when he moved the hands of a clock.

On the second of his German TV series, Geller – having seen the damning “Stern” article, said of the performers on that on the show, “Nobody is claiming supernatural powers."

Reader Robert Matic in Melbourne, Australia, informs us that it appears Australia is the latest to jump onto the “Successor” band-wagon (see www.c21media.net/news/article=39308). Bad decision, guys…

There are other very interesting facets of this German edition of the TV series. We got copies of the contracts signed by the performers, and I understand that votes for their choice of best performer from the home audience on the program, cost US75¢ each. I have to wonder who gets that money… Back in 1989 in the USA, on a similar live program, Geller’s arrangement with Lexington Broadcasting – unknown to me – was that he received the vote-by-phone fees that were called in, which was a swindle of the viewers because votes from three of the U.S. time zones never got a chance to be counted, though the callers paid for that privilege; the results were announced, live, after only the votes from the first time zone – the Eastern – were counted up, though the rest of America continued to phone in, thinking their votes were being counted…!

More importantly, the German contract states that those votes won’t necessarily be counted, but that a panel might decide, rather than the voting process! Incredible! Then what are the voters in Germany paying for…?

No one sees this long period of mendacity as a joke, Mr. Geller. Those who will never see their academic careers restored, those who poured money into projects based on your claims, those who can never again face their colleagues because they were charmed by a charlatan, are not at all amused. And the media can never again take you seriously, of course. But I’m well aware – as you are – of the fact that the media doesn’t much care about whether or not a colorful character is telling the truth; the story is the be-all and end-all with them, integrity be damned. So you’ll coast along. But I just wonder whether any of those you damaged, will decide to go to the law – as you so frequently have – to redress that damage.

It will be interesting to see…

Next week I’ll give you the actual tricky phrasing of that contract, and we’ll be hosting a TV crew from Germany here at the JREF as we prepare a full video exposure of all the Geller tricks – the ones that he used to say were genuine miracles – and I guarantee that it will be very informative. More on this, anon…




THE LAW IS A ASS

Reader Brian Peck, from Raleigh, North Carolina, tells us about their “Divining Rod Sheriff”:

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Looks like law enforcement is embarrassing itself again. I’m sure you have read about the missing (now found dead) pregnant Marine here in North Carolina. In an article in The News and Observer (Raleigh, NC), Final Edition, of Saturday January 12, 2008, is a picture with the following caption:

Onslow County Sheriff Ed Brown with a divining rod that was used in the search of the backyard of Marine Cpl. Cesar Armando Lauren. Divining rods are rods are thought by some to dip downward to indicate the presence of subsurface water or mineral deposits.

 

The picture shows Sheriff Brown in a lovely teal jacket holding a single dousing rod that looks like an old hanger bent sort of straight. At least the taxpayers didn’t have to buy him those fancy mail order dousing rods. Why dousing rods were needed for this search, I don’t know. The search area was a pretty bare backyard with a recently turned area of earth in the center where the presumed remains have been found. Also, I sort of thought you needed two rods to make this work. I have been unable to find the picture on the N&Os Web site, but will keep looking. Another giant leap in law enforcement technology.

Brian, I’m amazed at your ignorance! A really experienced dowser/douser can use just one rod!

And, lest too many fingers get bruised jumping to the keyboard to correct the title of this item, it is an exact quote from Charles Dickens’ “Oliver Twist,” spoken by Mr. Bumble. Look it up!




IT’S ALL IN THE MIND

Reader Terry Austin points us to an interesting bit of research which indicates just how suggestible we are. A study by researchers from the California Institute of Technology and Stanford’s business school, just published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, shows that the pleasant sensation that people experience when tasting wine can be linked directly to its apparent price. And that’s true even when, unbeknownst to the test subjects, it’s exactly the same wine with a dramatically different price tag! You see, the researchers just affix more expensive labels to the bottles they wish to be better appreciated! It’s been found that with the apparently higher-priced wines, more blood – and thus oxygen – is sent to a part of the brain called the medial orbitofrontal cortex, whose activity registers pleasure. FMRI – Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging – brain scanning showed evidence for the researchers’ findings that

…changes in the price of a product can influence neural computations associated with experienced pleasantness.

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This research, along with other studies the authors allude to, seem to deny the idea that experienced pleasantness, worth, or effectiveness of a product is based on its intrinsic qualities. The tests even showed that

Even more intriguingly, changing the price at which an “energy” drink is purchased, can influence the consumers ability to solve puzzles!

Reader Bob DeMers gives us more on violins to follow our item at randi.org/jr/2006-12/120806landmark.html#i3, which proves the same point:

I heard a story recently (on public radio I think) describing an incident with violinist Jascha Heifetz. After a performance, He overheard a critic say “Of course he sounds great, he has a Stradivarius.” Heifetz was so annoyed that he went out and bought a pawnshop violin and used it in the next performance before that same set of critics. After the usual glowing response to his performance, he smashed the violin to splinters in front of everyone’s shocked eyes and then revealed the ruse.

I can’t find a specific reference for this story, but I did find this reference to Heifetz: home.wanadoo.nl/ovar/shosrev/brilliant6429.htm

Most people will assume that only Stradivarius violins "sound really good" and that other violins will have inferior sound. But as Jascha Heifetz proved in many experiments, nobody, not even the critics, could tell whether he was playing his Guarnerius or a modern copy; then, if he announced which violin he was playing, the critics would hear what they expected to hear. So, when he would announce he was playing a copy and go ahead and play the Guarnerius, the critics would complain it didn’t sound good. Or he would announce the Guarnerius and play the copy and the critics would rhapsodize over the tone. But the point is, Heifetz could tell. Sure, a Stradivarius or a Guarnerius sounds good, but mainly it is much easier to play, especially if you’re Heifetz.

Can we continue to have any doubts about the ability of quacks to get repeat business for worthless remedies?




THAT MAGNET CLAIM FROM LAST WEEK

I was hoping for some input from qualified observers on the item we had at www.randi.org/joom/content/view/145/27/#i10. That wish has been met. Patrick Chipman, M.Sc. at the University of Memphis, a doctoral candidate in cognitive psychology, while he admits that he’s not – yet – a physiologist or a physicist, says that he likes to think that he has a bit of a handle on experimental design:

The Skalak article basically argues that there is a time-and-dose dependent effect on inflammation as a result of exposure to magnets. Presumably, the design is single-blind, with only the rats blinded to the manipulations (pg. 6). The article makes no mention as to whether the experimenters were blinded, so we really have to assume that they weren’t. Another potential problem in their design is that the sham treatment isn’t really a good sham; normally, you replicate everything, including faking all of the equipment. It seems that their sham treatment had a visible difference (no magnet was present) (pg. 7), which could influence the results. It would certainly destroy any blinding of the experimenters, if there was any. Of course, I’m sure they’d argue that blinding the experimenters isn’t necessary and the rats were unconscious anyway, so what did it matter if the sham was imperfect? There’s another concern in the seeming random use of de-ionized water or saline as controls, with no justification whatsoever for the change. I may not be a physiologist, but I’m pretty sure de-ionized water and saline are going to have different effects in the body because they have different effects on blood electrolyte levels. As for the induction of inflammation, I don’t know enough about how inflammation is typically induced to give an informed opinion on that.

The most troubling concerns for me don’t show up until the results section. It’s worrying that the results are reported in a way that makes verification difficult. Effect sizes aren’t reported, nor do we have any means or standard deviations to work with. There’s literally no way to verify Skalak’s statistical claims and to determine if they’re meaningful or not, based on the information provided. Take, for example, the most show-stopping claim (pg. 27, figure 2C). The chart is quite misleading, for one, as it has a different scale from some of the other charts. More importantly, a 27% volume change for the sham treatment is compared to a 16% volume change for the magnet treatment. Is an 11% difference meaningfully significant? There’s really no way to know. Are his error bars accurate? Again, there’s no way to know without having the means and standard deviations of the “raw” data available. Whenever I see an article without a table of means for each condition, I raise an eyebrow. If you combine that with relative measurements based on rescaling instead of raw results, I start getting paranoid.

Another worry that pops up on page 27 is the number of rats in each condition. Why, I wonder, are the numbers different – not just between different tests (different graphs), but in the same test? If he had access to a number of rats, as presumably a biomedical researcher would, why are his group sizes unequal? Did some of the rats refuse to be part of the experiment? Did they die? Did he just ignore the data from the rats that didn’t fit his model? Why isn’t this addressed anywhere in the paper?

My take on this article is that there’s some sort of smokescreen going on in the statistics, and possibly one in the experimental manipulation (the more I think about it, the more the saline/DI water switch worries me). There’s definitely shenanigans in the group sizes, as reported on page 27.

If there’s a particular section of the article you’d like me to try to decipher, I’d be happy to give it a try. I’m a long-time reader of SWIFT, and I’m more than willing to lend some time to help out.

I know just enough about experimental design and protocol to see that the question of whether the tests were double-blinded, the effect- and group-sizes, the standard deviation, and the differing scales, can all be very meaningful. I’m also concerned and puzzled over why the number of rats involved, varied…

Let’s see what the general reaction of the academic world is to these results…




HIGHWAY OF HOLINESS

There’s no limit to the amount of significance that the True Believers can summon up from co-incidental relationships. Any combination of letters, numbers, shapes, or sounds, such pareidolic events as natural clouds or rock formations, patterns in smoke, accidents of wood-grain configurations or dried tea-leaves, continue to bring hosannas and jubilation to otherwise drab lives. We’ve seen The Virgin Mary and Jesus in pancakes and grilled-cheese sandwiches, in wall on subway walls, and on plywood doors. Remember the “Bible Code” excitement? See randi.org/jr/091704a.html#2. Examinations of sacred texts – in any given language – provide The Faithful with obscure errors in which any fanciful relationship is accepted with gasps of elation as evidence of a deity – or a demon! – conveying a message to those who are sensitive enough to perceive the subtleties of supernatural intervention in the humdrum lives of the miracle-embracers.

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Well, it’s now been discovered that an Interstate Highway stretching from Laredo, Texas, to Duluth, Minnesota, was prophesized centuries ago in The Holy Bible! You see, “Isaiah 35” - to the obsessed believers - refers to U.S. Interstate Highway I-35. It’s obvious, says Pastor Cindy Jacobs, who was granted a revelation when thumbing through her well-thumbed Bible. Searching about for something – anything – in the thousands of words in Isaiah, she came upon chapter-and-verse 35:8, where she read:

And there shall be a causeway there which shall be called the Way of Holiness, and the unclean shall not pass along it; it shall become a pilgrim’s way, no fool shall trespass on it. (New English Bible)

The same passage from the King James version reads:

And an highway shall be there, and a way, and it shall be called The way of holiness; the unclean shall not pass over it; but it shall be for those: the wayfaring men, though fools, shall not err therein.

No, I don’t understand how these two versions can mean the same thing, either. First, a “causeway” is a raised road, to cross over wet ground or a body of water. But this road is supposed to be constructed in the desert! Duh. And why or how these “fools” will stay off the causeway or highway, is not at all clear, unless the KJV means, they won’t make the mistake of going there… These interpretations are just full of problems.

That verse, Cindy found, is supported (?) by Isaiah 40:3, where we see:

There is a voice that cried: Prepare a road for the Lord through the wilderness, clear a highway across the desert for our God. (New English Bible)

In the King James version, this appears as:

The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the LORD, make straight in the desert a highway for our God.

When the news services showed us video of hysterical preachers at the “purity sieges” and “prayer vigils” that were organized to celebrate this revelation, I saw what looked like anything but a “desert,” but then I’m admittedly picky, picky, picky. The “unclean” reference, however, was clear: there were roadside establishments advertising certain sensual services for men, not to my surprise.

Pastor Cindy Jacobs – not at all convincingly – tied all this in with the JFK assassination and the recent bridge collapse in Minneapolis, which she pointed out occurred “at or near I-35”! She said:

Let’s pray that there will be safety for everyone on this highway.

I dunno how safe it will be, with preachers literally screeching at the sides of the road. Pastor Steve Hill, who looks relatively calm and organized when he’s not haranguing drivers-by, was shouting:

Millions live up and down this highway, Lamb of God, touch Oklahoma, Lord Jesus, touch Texas, Lamb of God. Oh, Lord, touch Minnesota, sweet Jesus…

Just don't drive off the highway while wondering what this man is doing out there yelling.




DOWSING UPDATE

Reader Jim Boskus, who you met back at randi.org/jr/2007-04/042007todd.html#i5, writes:

I just wanted to update you on developments regarding the dowsing class.

As you predicted, I have not heard back from Ms. Karen Turcio. I received the one communication from her and there have been no replies to my subsequent emails. Now I see what you must deal with on a near daily basis.

This organization recently held a public meet-and-greet. I, along with a like-minded friend, stopped by to ask why they are sponsoring nonsense. We actually met the organization’s president who said he didn’t know if dowsing really worked, but he has seen demonstrations where dowsers were able to find water. We explained that water is nearly EVERYWHERE and if you pick a random spot and dig there is a good chance you’ll hit water. In addition, we pointed out that dowsing has never been demonstrated to work in a controlled scientific experiment. We also told him about your foundation and the million dollar challenge. This man had never heard of either. He did seem intrigued by the million dollar challenge. We asked him to forward the challenge (I gave him a copy of your email) to Dr. Carter. He said he would.

I guess we’ll see what happens. I’ll let you know if I hear anything further, but I’m not holding my breath....

Good decision, Jim! As far as these folks are concerned, they just want all this to go away, so they’ve closed it off and resigned from any discussion. Either they found that they were wrong, or they just decided to go on being misinformed. That’s what I told you to expect. Facts are embarrassing to such folks.




REMEMBER TM?

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There was a time in the 60s when Transcendental Meditation – TM – was all the rage. Robed devotees were seen in parks and at meetings, even the Beatles had a brief fling with the notion. Well, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who started the whole thing back in 1955, has announced his official retirement.

The announcement of this event – I have a version here in truncated form – has to take some sort of prize, in my opinion. I invite you to read it and gain some insight – not spiritual! – into what drives these strange folks. Here are the words of John Hagelin, known to his followers as “Jai Guru Dev, Raja of Invincible America.” No comment is needed. We’ve placed it here in SWIFT so that you can download all 1,130 words (!) or just take my word for it that it’s as saccharine as can be legally done. If you think you can stand it, go to: JaiGuruDev.html

My friend Andrew Skolnick, the science and medical reporter who wrote an exposé on Deepak Chopra and the Transcendental Mediation Movement’s entry into the snake oil business, back in 1991, has a pertinent comment on this document:

Oh, this truly is a Cosmic Cross Road moment. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi is retiring from carrying the weight of world upon his shoulders. I don’t know whether to cry, to rejoice, or to laugh my ass off. I would do the latter if I didn’t need it so much to break my falls on the icy streets of Buffalo.

You may not have noticed – what with rise of fascists in America, Bush’s endless war in Iraq, his threat of war against Iran, the collapsing U.S. economy, global warming, and all that – but we have been blessed with "the complete transformation of the world from the depths of ignorance and suffering of Kali Yuga to the perpetual sunshine of Sat Yuga." What can I say except, Huzzah and hallelujah.

I only wish that this glorious moment had happened 16 years ago so that I might take credit for Maharishi’s withdrawal from the TMountain top (as some people wrongly credited me after Deepak Chopra split from Maharishi’s side to build his own lucrative mountain top in southern California).

For now, I’ll just grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch with amusement the Balkanization of the TM empire. Can’t wait to see which of the Divine Rajas throws the first dagger.

Hope you enjoy as much as I have, the prose of John Hagelin, "Raja of Invincible America," a.k.a. the greatest physicist since Isaac Newton, the twice Natural Law Party candidate for President of the U.S., and the guy that once tried to explain away my JAMA expose on TM as an angry hit piece from someone who wrongly blames Maharishi Ayurveda for the death of a "close friend with AIDS" (wink, wink). He later apologized for mixing me up with someone else.

So much for Cosmic Consciousness.

When Raja Hagelin speaks of the "the growing signs of peace in the world," I can’t help but think of "Comical Ali," Saddam Hussein’s propaganda minister who stood smiling before the news cameras and insisted that the U.S. invasion had been crushed even though the U.S.’s rapidly advancing forces could be seen and heard in the Iraq capitol just a few miles away.

Jai Guru Dev, Andrew




GOOD COMMENT

I received an interesting objection from “LeeTheAgent” – how I wish I could address these folks by real names! – last week. He wrote, first quoting me as I explained how the JREF challenge was going to be discontinued:

…we never thought, for a moment, that the “Big Fish” out there – persons such as James Van Praagh, John Edward, Sylvia Browne, even Uri Geller – might actually step forward to be tested on their claims.

Then he asked me, quite properly:

Wait wait wait... wasn’t the whole damn point of changing the Challenge Rules to go after these frauds? Ok so now what? The current rules (going after the big fish) is pointless? And they never expected the new rules to produce anything? I mean, hell, I’ve been waiting for an all out attack on the previously mentioned loonies since they changed their rules, and now they’re saying it doesn’t even matter? I’m sorry, I love Randi, I love the JREF, but there comes a time when you have to be skeptical of the skeptical. With their new rule change, doesn’t this mean that virtually no testing will be made anymore? And we skeptics will no longer have the JREF challenge to wield against the believers? Then what exactly can the JREF do now? So many of us skeptics were looking forward to the new Randi challenge, to be proactive and take the battle to them, and now this? I really don’t understand.

It’s understood that you don’t understand, Lee. We’ve issued strong challenges to these specific persons, in SWIFT and media articles, on TV, radio, and podcasts. They’re insulated by their handlers and their money, and of course can continue to operate because the media won’t put their noses to the grindstone. I’m willing to listen to any suggestions about how the JREF can pursue the Bad Guys…

One ray of hope: we’re setting out to raise enough cash to be able to purchase a quarter-page display ad in The New York Times, openly challenging Van Praagh, John Edward, and Sylvia Browne, but not Uri Geller, since he’s now resigned from deity status. That just might alert enough of the public to sit up and start complaining…




MIRACLE SUBSTANCE FOR SALE

Reader Andrew Garvey thinks that he has an interesting story for us, and I agree. He writes:

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I stumbled across "Orbitally Rearranged Monatomic Elements" yesterday and spent the rest of the day absorbed in the fascinating, inspiring literature about the history of "powdered white gold" "gold ash" "the philosophers’ stone" "the tree of life" "mfkzt" [not a typo] and all the other names attributed to this miracle substance.

This stuff is incredible! Not only did it turn the Ark of the Covenant into a monster capacitor that knocked down walls, not only did it levitate pyramids, put pharaohs in touch with the gods and grow hell-of-a-big oranges, but I can buy a one-ounce bottle of it at www.whitepowdergold.com/ for $89.99 plus $10 shipping and handling.

Naturally I was intrigued, and being a skeptic I went ahead and sent the company an email:

Hello, I was very interested in buying a vial of white powder gold but the expense is a bit high for me. Is it possible to merely buy the powder and mix it in water myself? Is there any kind of coupon I can use? Seasonal discounts? Anything I can use so I don’t have to spend nearly so much?

Despite their busy schedule, the company found the time to write back:

Hello Andrew,

Thank you for your email. Unfortunately we don’t offer the product in powder form. In fact, due to the anti-gravital effects of the product it would be practically impossible to even measure it in powdered form – which is why we suspend it in water.

The only discounts we are offering at this time are for multiple bottle orders, for instance, an order for 7- one ounce bottles or more is discounted 10%, for 12-one ounce bottles or more it is discounted 15%. I believe that if you tried our products that you would feel as our current clients do, that it is well worth the investment. There are other products on the market claiming to be similar to ours, however, as far as we know, ours has the highest parts per million count of any of the others out there.

If there is anything else I can be of help with please let me know. Have a terrific weekend!

Melissa Hill
White Powder Gold

Yep, you guessed it. It levitates in its pure form! How cool is THAT? A room-temperature SUPERCONDUCTOR! A shame, I suppose, that I’d have to spend nearly seven hundred dollars before I started getting a 10% discount. With the price of gold climbing nowadays, I suppose it’s no wonder.

So I started looking around for ways to make my own, and sure enough, I came across some videos detailing how, for about $10 of Celtic sea salt and grapeseed oil, I, too, can enter the realm of the gods, grow monster walnuts and make my plants glow and spark. See tinyurl.com/yo7vzz.

But I wasn’t so enthusiastic about the idea of a second-rate product that I made myself. I wrote back to the people at White Powder Gold asking how they go about measuring their proportions for mixing ORMUS since the pure form makes any scale lighter than it was before. I even mentioned that I was a little skeptical of their claims. Here’s what she sent me:

Hello,

I am sorry you are still a skeptic. I am unsure what else I can say. As for how we measure it, I am unable to reveal that to you or give out any info regarding our processing methods. Best of luck to you in your search for answers.

Melissa

Damn proprietary rights! It’s like they’re always hatin’ on the little guy. That’s the culture of corporatism for you.

So, James, I’ll just have to go out and make my own "mfkzt" and hope I don’t make monatomic arsenic instead. I’ll be sure to keep you informed of my progress, and when I attain enlightenment – both metaphorically and literally – and am able to fly around my house, grow back my cat’s tail and make my microwaved ravioli reside outside of space-time, I might be nice enough to share my secrets on this incredible journey with your readers.

And hopefully I won’t be so enlightened that I’ll claim proprietary rights. That’s like, OT VIII for mfkzt.




THE Q-RAY SWINDLE IN CANADA

Reader Jed Sutherland informs us:

Re your discussion of this blatantly fake device: We in Canada have been subjected to endless TV ads for the bracelet for the last few years. Finally, CBC’s Marketplace program carried out an investigation into whether the claims were true by:

1. Interviewing Mr. Park Junior (who avoided explaining how the bracelet is "ionized" by averring that "it’s a secret known only by the manufacturer").

2. Having a scientist examine a bracelet using an electron microscope and try to determine whether any evidence of ionization was present (he couldn’t see any evidence).

3. Speaking to people who wear this junk jewelry. Not that this was a huge sample, but all of the wearers swore that the bracelet relieved their pain. One guy said that even if it was a placebo, it worked for him and that’s all that mattered.

In the end, people want to be fooled.

The Canadian Health and Consumer agencies have been conspicuous by their absence and disinterest in dealing with these con men.

Jed, politicians are the same in every country, and their inertia is legendary. It takes a huge amount of influence and threats to get them to do anything; the popular attitude is that people should be smarter than to fall for such nonsense. I find that stance totally unacceptable.

However, reader Robert Jones has taken me to task in regard to last week’s Q-Ray item – see randi.org/joom/content/view/145/27/#i17. Robert writes:

I think you owe an apology to the hard-working people at the FTC. They are allies of the reality-based community and don’t deserve the contempt you recently threw their way.

In your 01/11/08 Swift commentary on the judgment against Q-Ray, you pointed out that you had first mentioned the flummery that is the Q-Ray Bracelet in November of 2002. You then asked the question:

What does it take to get our FTC to act promptly on evidence? Did they wait this long so that Mr. Park and his associates would have sufficient assets to retire comfortably?

The fact is, the Commission filed a complaint with the courts on May 27, 2003, after several months of investigation and preparation for litigation. (see ftc.gov/os/caselist/0323011/qtinccmp.pdf) The subsequent four-and-a-half years until the final judgment last week were not the result of "…inertia by a federal bureau…" but a result of complex, protracted litigation. It’s not the FTC’s fault it takes so long for matters to work through the court system.

As I’m sure you know, the FTC doesn’t have dictatorial powers. They can’t just remove products from the marketplace, no matter how ridiculous the marketing claim. The Commission has to build a case under the law and sue in federal court. It’s unfortunate, as it does allow these scam artists to operate openly for years, but that’s the law.

You wrote:

We have an FTC that is simply indolent, incompetent, or stupid – and don’t give me the tired old song-and-dance routine about insufficient staffing and/or funding. There’s a solution for that: hire Judge Frank Easterbrook to do the job.

You’re right about the staffing and funding. Given the thousands and thousands of scam artists operating in America today, the Commission couldn’t make much of a dent if it had ten times the staff and funding, yes, even if they hired Judge Easterbrook. The Commission worked years to stop just one scam artist, the makers of Q-Ray, from bilking gullible consumers. If you want real change don’t blame those working hard to stop this nonsense, change will have to come from Congress and the President.

The Commission is going after these charlatans every day of every year. When the Commission does win a long, hard-fought victory, calling them "indolent, incompetent or stupid" is simply unfair.

Robert, what I’m trying to express here is, first, that these con artists are allowed to stay in business for so long, that when they’re finally brought to ground, they’ve already made their fortunes and they can just quietly move away, and laugh over their shoulders at their victims and the agencies that finally – far too late – closed them down. Second, some – though not all – of these schemes are so obviously spurious and fraudulent, that any high-school student can immediately spot them as such. Yes, I know that proper legal procedures have to be initiated, but surely there can be a “stop” put on these advertising campaigns and sales pitches? Drugs and medical devices have to be kept from the market until shown to be legitimate. Why are these toys – masquerading as legitimate medical devices – allowed to go on sale any more readily than pills or syrups making similar claims…?

The pseudoscientific language, the perfectly juvenile claims, the inadequate descriptions, and the ludicrous theories behind some of the claims, are not supported in any way, yet the FTC cannot do anything to prevent a huge market being developed, and vast millions of dollars being raked in? I cannot believe that our system is that helpless in the hands of the scam artists.

Still, I grant you that I was perhaps overly harsh on those in the FTC – and in other agencies – who may have been asking the same questions as I have, and may be similarly affronted and frustrated. To them, I apologize.

And, there are other suggested corrections on the last SWIFT. Re the item on the magnetized rats, I referred to the notion that started this nonsense, the claim that the magnets affected the iron-in-the-blood. Reader Robert Biermann wrote that though the presence of only one iron atom in the hemoglobin molecule would not make the molecule magnetic, the oxygen content (203 atoms) is paramagnetic and could also be attracted by an external magnetic field. That’s true, but the magnetic field applied is so very weak, that I still can’t imagine any effect…




IN CLOSING…

Reader Markus Kompa sends us to youtube.com/watch?v=g1_1KYAYinQ for his latest fork/spoon bending demo. Perhaps a little too enthusiastic, though Uri Geller has told us that one has to really “believe” in the magic, for it to work…

And reader Lee Causseaux shares with those of us peripherally informed about the mysteries of the upper reaches of physics, an exercise in science:

I do not know if you have seen this, but I found it an amusing bit...a well executed tongue in cheek study of homeopathic medicine through quantum physics. www.cs.rug.nl/~michael/qthair.pdf.

A Kurt Vonnegut quotation just sent to me, taken from "Cat’s Cradle":

New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth… The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.

Well said…

And Rod Clark of the Skeptic’s Circle directs your attention to: skepticscircle.blogspot.com/. Drop in and visit awhile…


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written by Realitysage, January 18, 2008
About "Remember TM"-I noticed the quote reads: "Oh, this truly is a Cosmic Cross Road moment. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi is retiring from carrying the WEIGHT of WORLD upon his shoulders." Maybe the great mystical white bearded one (sorry Randi) should have gone by the name of Maharishi Mahesh "Atlas" Yogi...Heh-heh
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written by rosabelle, January 18, 2008
Re: Randi in Germany. This whole trainwreck of a show is what finally got me to register here, and what will probably get me to finally join GWUP.
The sheer amount of fraudulent **** going on around Geller and this German edition of "Phenomenon" is just too much. There is no criticism allowed on the show at all. Doctors and lawyers are asked to lie to support the fraud. The phone "voting" is ridiculous (though common practice for privately-owned tv channels) -- and "mysteriously", the "winners" have been predicted by the magicians at freaks-of-magic.de; the various incarnations of the contracts show that self-professed magicians have been asked to lie about what they do. The saddest thing, though, is that the vast majority of viewers apparently see nothing wrong with the show and state that "it's just entertainment/a magic show, we all know it's fake". The problem isn't so much that the majority of people don't realize that the 'candidates' work with tricks -- they do. It's that they don't see that the presentation of the show is dangerous, and see the biggest problem with critics revealing the tricks (many of which are so well-known that most children will have learnt them from some children's magazine/cereal box and will yawn at best: 'stop' your pulse, table raising etc.). Even the magicians blogging about the show are against revealing the "secrets" -- fair enough for them, I suppose, but the most worrying aspect is still the lack of insight into the negative impact the show may have on critical thinking. Germany has recently seen a surge of call-in astrology/psychic/shaman shows on TV, all of which are making enormous amounts of money with the cost calling. I'm afraid that this Geller show only helps to validate even more sinister claims of 'paranormal' powers being able to help desperate people.
Thank you for paying attention to this fraud, Mr Randi! And please, don't stop at explaining the "miracles" -- be clear on what damage this thing may cause.
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written by Bill, January 18, 2008
the comments about violins is very interesting because there are now carbon fiber violas, violins, cellos,and guitars that can compete and match the sound quality of
most very fine instruments at a fraction of their price.
But the fact that they are not "organic" wood puts a lot of people off. I myself play the banjo and know that among the banjo "in crowd" the "pre-war Gibson sound is the best". This is about as true as the speaker cable myth.
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written by Radwaste, January 18, 2008
Folks, let's be reasonable here. There is a real reason that musicians favor one instrument over another. This results in different abilities, which can then be displayed for an audience.
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written by DrMatt, January 18, 2008
17th-century Cremonese violins, violas, and cellos might be valued as combination good instruments and special antiques--the values which go into prices for antiques are a study of their own--but Austin is correct: 99.99% of the sound of a good player is the player, for any competently built instrument.

On the other hand, a cheap instrument may pose rather obvious objective barriers to playing. I've seen instruments with sagged necks so the deepest part of the fingerboard isn't in the middle where the string can move the furthest--this forces the player to use extreme pressure to play high notes, and tends to cause further sagging; instruments with too flat a camber on the fingerboard, tailpiece, and bridge so the player cannot play one string at a time above a whispering sound; instruments with too high of a camber and too wide of a waist so the player cannot bow either of the outer strings at all without the bow banging into the body of the instrument; and instruments from the Kay company which had the manufacturer's logo on little loose-fitting steel pieces that rattle as the instruments are played--a bug which could be exploited as a feature under some circumstances.
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written by Cuddy Joe, January 18, 2008
RE: Dowser Sheriff Ed Brown, Onslow County NC.... Sheriff Brown is quite the wooster. Check out the provided link for more on his antics. He describes himself as "a direct condit to a higher power", as evidenced by a sheriff's department organizational chart he presented to the County with a funding request where see that the top hierarchal position is God. Which God isn't indicated smilies/wink.gif (click on the org chart to enlarge)

http://blogs.thetimesnews.com/blogs/index.php/editor

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written by Steel Rat, January 18, 2008
the popular attitude is that people should be smarter than to fall for such nonsense. I find that stance totally unacceptable.


As unacceptable as you may find this, Mr. Randi, it's really the only way such things will die for good. an informed consumer is the best defense against snake oil. There's no way any government agency can keep up with all the scammers out there, both in this country and in others.

"The Public" has always been sold a bill of goods, from god to global warming, and everything in between. Human nature being what it is, there will never be an end to it. Blame the FTC all you want, but they'll never be effective in stopping even a fraction of it for the same reason that Sylvia Browne and her ilk are popular.

On average, people are gullible.
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written by Cuddy Joe, January 18, 2008
RE: Musical instrument sound... I play too (guitar, banjo, mandolin, mountain dulcimer), but I must admit that when some of my fellow players laud the better sound of this over that instrument, I can rarely tell any difference. I attribute this and audiophilic supersensitivity to sound to be what I call "Cool Kid Syndrome". Cool kids know the latest slang, the freshest philosophies, the hottest new whatever, a practice that begins in adolescence as quavering egos jostle for coolness position, but extends into adulthood for some. It affords a level of adolescent 'coolness' to be so expert at sound as to be able to discern differences in supposedly super stereo equipment. I think they talk each other into it: "Can't you hear how much better this sounds with my new Ultra Supra Magna XX99 Cables?" Not wanting to admit otherwise and assuming the difference must be noticeable to true afficionados, the reply is: "Um, yeah... sure! Sure do! Sounds much better!" Speaker #2 is now one of the Cool Kids.
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written by moroni, January 18, 2008
The I-35 article was interesting. I used to live in Texas and I have been up and down that road many times. The interesting thing is that I, as an athiest, had no trouble but we had a few church vans get into nasty accidents on the road. I guess that is the problem with "working in mysterious ways", it looks exactly the same as "random chance".
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written by Steel Rat, January 18, 2008
Re: "Cool Kid Syndrome"

lol, yeah, like getting new sneakers. You think you can run faster, jump higher, etc. It's all psychosomatic, or just psycho.
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written by Wurmwyd, January 18, 2008
Hi there!

The discussion about the capabilities of the violin reminded me of the Washington Post article that featured virtuoso Joshua Bell playing a Stradivarius in a Washington DC metro station, appearing as a common busker in the midst of the rush hour crowd.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/04/AR2007040401721.html?hpid=artslot

He got almost $40. from the oblivious commuters. smilies/smiley.gif
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written by gr8hands, January 18, 2008
What the FTC could do is demand that anything offered for sale that humans injest (eat, drink, swallow, inject) much conform to the same criteria used for medicines. Simply putting a small print statement that "these claims have not been evaluated by the FDA, etc." is not enough. If they have not been evaluated by the FDA, then they should not be offered for sale!

No business licenses should be allowed for woo-woo, or their advertising -- except clearly identified as ENTERTAINMENT.
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written by Steel Rat, January 18, 2008
gr8hands, that wouldn't help in the case of the Q-Ray scam, or the bogus Hinoki foot pads now making the rounds.
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written by Kampar, January 18, 2008
Strangely, Ms. Cindy Jacobs ("Highway of Holiness") doesn't mention that chapters were first added to the bible in A.D. 1227 (and verses in A.D. 1551). So "Isaiah 35" had no meaning with respect to any version of the bible until just under 800 years ago. Granted, this is still "centuries ago" but come on ... let's not pretend this is anything other than what it appears to be: a group of insane nutjobs who believe that even the slightest co-incidence is a direct sign from their deity to them personally to go act like lunatics and persecute those who don't hold the same worldview as they do.

For more info on the I-35 idiocy, especially the unwholesome truth behind the ghastly video segment on the same subject from the Pat Robertson 700 club, go to Pharyngula's treatment of this story late last year.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/12/you_mean_i35_doesnt_dispense_m.php

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written by ttuomala, January 18, 2008
Re:"It's All in the Mind"

This is a pretty neat item, here's my experience. 17 years ago, after my wife and I bought our house, we were making just enough money to pay the mortgage and taxes with not a lot left over to "live fancy". We did go out now and then, and one night decided to splurge on a $25 bottle of wine with dinner, instead of glasses of house wine. Seventeen years ago a $25 bottle of wine was a big deal for us. Boy did that wine taste good.
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written by ladolphus, January 18, 2008
Somehow, I don't think the cynics will miss the Maharishi after they get a good look at his global successor: "His Majesty Maharaja King Nader Raam" (aka Professor Tony Nader M.D., Ph.D.)
- "First Sovereign Ruler of the Global Country of World Peace" http://www.maharis**tm.org/en/tonynaderen.htm
And don't miss his peculiar "weighing in" photo mid-page at:
http://maharishi-programmes.gl...earch.html
He seems to barely conceal his embarrassment in these photos. But for the sake of TM Unity, I hope Hagelin doesn't develop "Crown Envy."
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written by Zirconman, January 18, 2008
I'm not much up on the dowsing sheriff, but judging by the length of the coat hanger, I'd guess that he was inserting it into the ground, using it as a probe to search for buried things. I use this method to locate underground irrigation pipes before digging in an area that I suspect them to be, so I don't break them with the shovel. I don't think that counts as dowsing, though...
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written by KS_SKEPTIC, January 18, 2008
Take a look at this, it shows how (the dowsing sheriff) used the dowsing rod:

http://www.wnct.com/midatlantic/nct/news.apx.-content-articles-NCT-2008-01-12-0002.html

"It works off of body gravity".


Sheriff Brown says this simple device works off the magnetic differences under the ground when someone has been buried.
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written by Steel Rat, January 18, 2008
re: Maharishi

"A light from Lebanon." Now why didn't we think of looking for peace there??

Oh, right, because it's been a hotbed of religious violence for centuries. My bad.
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written by Blackwell, January 18, 2008
Re: Miracle Substance

The gold defies gravity? But their website instructs "Some settling of the contents will occur so shake well before using!"
Hmmm.... apparently, the water settles, while the gold dust hovers in the neck of the bottle?
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written by Steel Rat, January 18, 2008
Lol, their "anti-gravity" statement really took the cake. Why are they selling this little bottle of c**p and not making spacecraft out of the stuff?

Sorry, Randi, but I don't for a second believe that anyone really believes in their powers or anti-grav gold dust, they're all of them scam artists and liars.
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written by Lee Causseaux, January 18, 2008
"Orbitally Rearranged Monatomic Elements" - around and around and around they go, where they stop, nobody knows.
Surely with such anitgravitational properties the shipping cost should be less?

Though Uri Geller may have done a lot of damage with his claims and though it may be too late to make amends, perhaps he can use his awesome powers of metal bending(woowoo blacksmithing) for good. I have several pieces of flatware that have been bent and if he took to straightening spoons...
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written by mutineer, January 18, 2008
Regarding instruments and bottles of wine, I try to remain "brand blind".

Some of my favorite bottles of wine have been purchased for six and change at the local wineries. I always found it interesting how wine snobs think that anything below $20 and not sporting a artsy label somehow hinders the taste of the wine. Neat trick! Is that how this Jesus character did it...with labels and price tags?

As for musical instruments, brand mavens always seem to shoot for Gibson or Fender...and the debates in between on the particular merits of one or the other. It always came down to the right tool for the right job for me. Lately, I became brand blind here too, and arrange to frequent a store after hours so that I might peruse the inventory unhindered. I would not look at prices tags or brand name and would try everything on the wall or shelf. The results ended with some interesting purchases. Often times, less is more.
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written by TlalocW, January 18, 2008
At grad school, we had some TM'ers from their university come and give a demonstration of how hopping around in the lotus position on a 1 foot thick foam mat could lead to universal joy and happiness. I was the only one in the room (there were professors there too) that challenged them on any of their claims. I especially wanted to see them repeat their "flying" without the mat on the hard tile floor. Alas, the demonstration was over, I was told.
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written by LeeTheAgent, January 18, 2008
I can't believe Randi mentioned me! That's so cool (yes, I'm a skeptical geek). I wish I had toned it down last week, I didn't mean to come off so angrily. I later listed to Randi on SGU and I think I understand. I'm glad the newspaper ad is still afloat, I loved that idea when I first heard it. I'm all for the JREF being more visible to the public, and if taking the million dollar challenge of the table (for the most part) is what it takes to divert resources, then so be it. Just keep up the good fight!
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written by Mark, January 18, 2008
Like moroni, I used to live in Dallas. I can assure you that ANYONE who has ever driven on either I-35 (it splits to go through both Dallas and Fort Worth) during rush hour found no shortage of fools on that highway.
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written by paint3d, January 19, 2008
I'm a truck driver and I have quite possibly traveled the entire length of I35. I remember remarking to a fellow driver a couple of years ago that I35 could be regarded as "The Highway of Tears" because of all the bad things that have happened to cities and towns nearby. The bridge collapse in Minneapolis and the JFK assassination are just two examples; let's not forget the tornado that reduced the town of Jarrell to foundations; the Charles Whitman rampage at the UT tower in Austin; the Georges Hennard rampage in Killeen; and the Oklahoma City bombing. I guess Yahweh still wants blood sacrifices. I say we trade him in for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

BTW, there is a lovely desert down there in La-Re-Do, particularly beautiful when the prickly pear is in bloom.
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written by Jeremy Henderson, January 19, 2008
There have been studies done where wine "experts" failed to identify a white wine that was dyed red with food coloring:
http://scienceblogs.com/cortex/2007/11/the_subjectivity_of_wine.php?source=rss_feed
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written by Cuddy Joe, January 19, 2008
Any interstate freeway of sufficient length and age will have a proximity history of tragedies. Researching I-75, I-40, I-95, etc., would no doubt reveal all sorts of terrible events on or near their respective coursings through American cities, towns, and countryside. Researching the Bible would also reveal many *seeming* references to the numeric identifiers of said interstate freeways.
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written by tctheunbeliever, January 19, 2008
Yeah, NOW it works---sorry about that. I just wanted to say, that as another atheist who has travelled I-35 many times, I was intrigued to find that it is a Holy Highway, so I consulted my Texas highway map. Not only does I-35 pass through San Antonio and San Marcos, but also Temple and even Buda. And it comes within a few miles of Bigfoot. Quite profound....
Is this finally gonna work?
Again, pardon my French.
This site is frustrating.
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written by The SkepDoc, January 19, 2008
Re: Magnet Study

For another critique of the magnet study, see Steve Novella's blog entry on Science Based Medicine at http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/?p=18

Re: Wine

It may be just me, but I failed to see what the fancy brain scan findings added to the conclusions of this study. Yes, our taste responds to our expectations. Yes, that happens in the brain. Duh!
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written by GODOFPIE, January 19, 2008
We have a vacation home in Onslow county. The joke around here is
"it is pronounced On Slow." Thank you sheriff. Between you and Jesse Helms, we "can't get no respect."
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written by Charlie in Dayton, January 20, 2008
Okay, let me get this straight.
Because of some numerological and transliterational mumbo-jumbo,
I-35 is a sacred roadway foretold in scripchah, and those who live just the far side of the off-ramp are blessed?

Well, lift your heads up high, my chilluns, 'cause the promised land is at hand right here in Dayton Ohio! After all, we have to be at least twice as blessed as them there asphalt pretenders, 'cause we live right off Interstate 70!!!

Twice the numbers, twice the blessings, twice the glory to those
who can claim membership in The Interstate-Number-Divisible-by-35 Church of Internal Combustion!!!

C'mon...prove me wrong...
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written by seren, January 20, 2008
Are you sure that John Hagelin's *title* is Jai Guru Dev? "Jai" sort of means "exult" or "glory to". You see it in front of Hindu god names and the exclamation "Jai Hind!" (victory or glory to India).

It looks like in this context he's using it as a greeting to sign off his letter- Jai Guru Dev means "glory to the teacher-god".
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written by KayJayTee, January 20, 2008
Charlie in Dayton: Sorry brother, but you're way off base on this one. I live in Detroit, and we have I-94, which is a solid 2.7 times as holy as I-35. And - most revealing of all - if we then look in Isaiah 2:7, it clearly states that:

Their land is full of silver and gold;
there is no end to their treasures.
Their land is full of horses;
there is no end to their chariots.

Yes, let us thank the lord for the prosperity here in Detroit! No poverty, no economic issues, no crime, and no corruption. Just gold and horses everywhere. God bless those of us in proximity to the holiest of all highways, I-94!
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written by Loonie, January 20, 2008
My girlfried likes Monatomic Elements in her coffee, but this morning she was all "yuck, did you put any Monatomic Elements in my coffee?" and I was all "Oops, sorry, I forgot to Orbitally Rearrange them".

Myself, I prefer without sugar.
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written by Dubito, January 20, 2008
Re: HIGHWAYS OF HOLIER-THAN-THOUGH-NESS

I have just discovered that I am a prophet(ess) !

As yet unaware of my exalted status, here I was, sitting in my home in Denmark (Europe), calmly searching the WEB for ... ... (well, whatever it was at the time)... when Divine Inspiration and Intervention guided me to the JREF homepage.

Well, it MUST have been Divine I & I, mustn't it ? After all; we all know how these things happen.

DON'T WE !!!!!

Anyway, this is where I became aware of the claims made by Ms Cindy Jacobs regarding the biblical predictions about the Highway of Holiness. And let me tell you - all my own dearly beloved potential followers - SHE got it WRONG, for I HAVE FOUND THE TRUTH !

(hallelujah)

Actually, you might just insert your own 'hallelujahs', 'praise-the-Lords', etc., as appropriate into the following Revelation.

Anyway...

Bearing in mind that examinations of sacred texts may INDEED be conducted in any given language, I was inspired to find out how this might work in Danish regarding the Highway of Holiness. This is what happens:

Ms Jacobs refers to the O.T. prophet in question as Isaiah. I tell you, she is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. In Danish his name is Esajas. This makes far better sense, since Danes do not have American-style I-Highways. In Denmark, however, we have E roads ! All over Europe there is an official, internationally agreed system of identification of major roads and thus routes through Europe. And lo and behold ! One of these is THE E35 - or the TRUE Highway of Holiness, as we shall have to call it from now on. It runs between Amsterdam in Holland and Rome in Italy. - Hey, I feel another bit of Divine I & I coming my way: A Highway of Holiness to His Holiness ? (Maybe not, though. Might not appeal to non-Catholics).

So, there we are, folks. This truth-finding business is great ! And I am a prophet(ess) !

Told you so, didn't I... ... ...

OOOOOPS !

I've just remembered why I was searching the WEB before I was so divinely sidetracked. You see, I was sitting here with a cup of coffee and a cheese toastie when I discovered a very special pattern in the cheese... ... YES ! (You've guessed, haven' t you?) ... ... ... ... BABY JESUS !! !! !! ... It's the spittin' image of him. Or rather: It was. I'm sorry. I meant to search for a website where I might sell my Divine-Toasted-Cheese-Sandwich-with-Image-of-Holy-Infant. BUT then I got so distracted by finding my divine powers of prediction, I forgot about the cheese baby. And now, of course, I've eaten nearly the whole sandwich.

There's only the rattle left.

I wonder...

Anyone interested in buying a holy cheese toastie rattle ?
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written by Richard Wolford, January 21, 2008
I've played saxophone for about 15 years now in various jazz and classical groups, even played big band for quite a while. I can say without hesitation that the instrument, sans any type of actual defect, makes no difference in how it plays. Instead, some instruments are more resilient and some are easier to manipulate due to improved mechanics and such, but sound quality...not really, it's the player. I payed about $6,700 for a brand new saxophone (baritone) about 8 years ago; it is a Keilwurth SX90R, black nickel with gold keys, and it handles like a dream. It responds very quickly and is not klunky at all, but the sound is the same as it was on my previous horn.

Anytime someone complains about their instrument being the problem, I remind them of the Great Charlie Parker and his performance at Massey Hall, specifically A Night in Tunisia; he played a solo of such beauty and skill that it is actually played in jazz theory at my old college. He did this on a plastic saxophone purchased at a pawn shop since he sold his other horn for drug money (or something like that). This saxophone, a bright white toy, is on display at the jazz museum in Kansas City.
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written by JetBabe, January 21, 2008
It's not the law that's an ass, it's more like this particular law man. And, even at that, he's not so much an ass as he is a dingbat and an idiot.
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written by iain, January 22, 2008
Re: The Holy Highway.

I'm convinced that I-35 is the holy highway to heaven. I-35, Isaiah 35, it's obvious, right? That the chapter numbering and even the book name were added after Isaiah's time, that only shows how God foreknew what man would do with the book to make the numbers line up. Obviously.

I have a question, though. I-35 splits in Denton (at the north end of the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex) and merges some way south, close to Waco (the Branch Davidians must not have been been peeved to have been denied the use of the Road). I think I've heard that it splits in other places, too.

So where it splits, are there two paths to righteousness? Do the holy currents favor the east or west branch? Or is, perhaps, all of the land between the forks sanctified? That would make half of the DFW metroplex holy ground! Including Bell Helecopter, the Dallas Cowboys, the Texas Rangers, etc.

Regards from one who is twenty miles east of holiness.
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written by Dubito, January 22, 2008
Re: The Prophetess' Progress (Mine Highway is Holier than thine)

REJOICE! Be joyful and jubilant in the sure and certain knowledge that my newfound prophetic powers were no mere fluke. It's really amazing how easy it is for me to comprehend and convey the TRUE meaning of these ancient, biblical writings. Just wait till I get to Revelations. I'll sort you out so you won't have to wonder about stuff like horsemen and multi-headed beasts with or without crowns. I suspect the TRUE number of the Beast is neither 666 nor 616. It was suggested by argumentumadhominem (Jan. 14) that it might be 42 and I must admit I found the HHGTTG-argument pretty convincing.

Meanwhile, I have decided to offer my Divine-Toasted-Cheese-Sandwich-with-Image-of-Holy-Rattle to the JREF.

Completely free of charge.

All you have to do is send a donation of one million Dollars (or Pounds, Euros - Even Kroner - I'm not fussed) to my (Holy) Cheddar Cheese Charity. I'll let you know when it's up and running.

So, I'm still full of Divine I & I (Intervention and Inspiration, Stupid ! - And don't you DARE call it anything else ! Especially something starting with B...)

BELIEVE me: for I know the TRUTH. Only yesterday I even saw a weeping statue !! Honestly !

It's a statue of Danish King Frederik the 7th (1848-1863; born 180smilies/cool.gif. For those who may not know this already: He's the fat bloke who sits on his horse outside the Danish Parliament.

No wonder, he was crying.

Yours Faithfully,

Dubito (Ms, Prophetess)
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written by The Apostate, January 22, 2008
Regarding the comment about Charlie Parker's "plastic horn", it was actually acrylic, cream-colored, built by a Hungarian refugee Hector Sommaruga, and a gift. It also looks to be more than a toy (though probably less than a professional-grade instrument). See this link where the very instrument is being played at auction just prior to being acquired by the KC Jazz Museum: [url= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ted&search
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written by The Apostate, January 22, 2008
Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ted&search
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written by cic, January 22, 2008
I drive I-35 at least twice a day, and I must question, based upon the reality of what I see daily, this claim, "no fool shall trespass on it" oh yeah, I see fools on that road every time I drive it ...
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written by paint3d, January 23, 2008
Damn!! I forgot about I35 going through Waco.
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written by davcar23, January 23, 2008
Geller with Jose Lopez Portillo the 1976-82 president of Mexico? I wonder whats the story there.

David C.
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written by Michieux, January 23, 2008
Reader Jed Sutherland's statement, "In the end, people want to be fooled" says it all, as far as I can tell. Somehow, this obvious point escapes some otherwise rational thinkers out there. The sooner people take this salient and rather transparent truth on-board, the better. And that includes the dumbskis lamenting the loss of the MDC, and lambasting the JREF for same. To those of us who have been around the block a couple or more times, it's painfully obvious that a million dollars is chump change to the likes of Browne, Geller, Edward, et al.

Woo is here to stay. It's a huge part of the economy, especially in places like the U.S. and Australia, and it's up to *you* to change this, if you disagree with it.

Many among us can't stand a reality devoid of woo -- it's just too painful. You'd better have something really good to assuage the needs of people such as this. Bleating mindlessly in forums and dismissing and disrespecting people for their beliefs just won't do.

M.
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written by Paul123, January 23, 2008
I think what most people missed is that there is a definite difference between a pawn shop violin and a Stradivarius (Guarnerius, Amati or just a really well built -- and set-up -- modern violin). However, the difference is in ease-of-use, if you will, not in sound quality.

"But the point is, Heifetz could tell. Sure, a Stradivarius or a Guarnerius sounds good, but mainly it is much easier to play, especially if you’re Heifetz."

In the hands of less than a Master, a better built instrument will sound better. Cheaper instruments will not hold tuning as well, may exhibit string buzz (on a fretted instrument), or any other number of sound anomalies that are caused by inferior set-up or parts (e.g. if the strings are too high above the board, the extra tension when depressed could cause the note to go sharp).

A Master can overcome these issues and make a decent instrument "sing" (but a c**ppy instrument would still be c**ppy). In the hands of a beginner, they'll both sound like c**p.
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written by Khelmar, January 23, 2008
http://www.xkcd.com/373/

Seems appropriate for Geller et. al.
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written by madalch, January 23, 2008
Your comment about the 203 oxygens in hemoglobin making the molecule paramagnetic is incorrect. Molecules of oxygen are paramagnetic, but that's due to the way the electrons are arranged. In most stable compounds of oxygen (particularly organic ones), the electrons are paired up so as to be diamagnetic.
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written by tomfodw, January 24, 2008
Andrew Skolnick wrote, "When Raja Hagelin speaks of the "the growing signs of peace in the world," I can’t help but think of "Comical Ali," Saddam Hussein’s propaganda minister who stood smiling before the news cameras and insisted that the U.S. invasion had been crushed