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A Message From the Spirit World PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Harriet Hall   

I have received a personal message from beyond the grave, in the form of an audio file. It was posted under the heading American Chiropractors apply for the Zerobrainer Award. It seems that D. D. Palmer, the founder of chiropractic, has been monitoring the Quackwatch Healthfraud discussion list and the Science-Based Medicine blog from wherever departed spirits reside, and he is pissed. He singles me out for criticism and addresses me as Harriet.

He says I should be devoting my retirement to ladylike pursuits: knitting, ladies' clubs, baking cookies and the like. Thinking is not a woman's game. He says he had 5 wives himself and they knew their place.

But it seems his anger is directed not just at me, but at those who exposed chiropractic to scientific criticism in the first place. He asks, "Do you think I knew anything about science? I didn't have time for science, I was busy healing people."

"I told my son not to go off on this science tangent - that it would be the death of chiropractic. You can't prove this stuff. I told him that taking the religious tangent was a much better choice. The Christian Scientists did it. I don't even believe in God. I'm not a stupid man."

"Chiropractic is a religion, Harriet, you know that and I know that. Get out of health care and make no claims...I told them in 1913, but no, they had to do the white coat thing. I knew sooner or later it would catch up with them."

He deplores modern medical care based on science and yearns for the good old days of health care based on intuition and witches' brews.

I don't believe in the afterlife; but if I did, I would be tempted to think this message was real. The voice on the clip sounds very much like I imagine the real D.D. Palmer would sound. His irascible nature shines through. His comments are interlarded equally with profanity and with jolly Ho-ho-ho's. He really did consider making chiropractic a religion and he had a feud with his son BJ over the direction chiropractic should take. BJ essentially took over chiropractic from his father and eased him out. When BJ held a parade, DD showed up and wanted to lead it. In the ensuing dispute, BJ's automobile apparently struck his father. DD died two months later of typhoid fever, but some said his injuries contributed to his death. The DA sought a murder indictment against B.J., but two grand juries refused to act.

The audio clip on the original link doesn't open for everyone, so I've posted it in another format on my website.

My thanks to the anonymous creator of this excellent parody. I'm proud to have been singled out - it shows I have made an impact.

 

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Not me.
written by BillyJoe, March 02, 2009
he had a feud with his son BJ

That's another BJ

regards,
BJ
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written by Alan3354, March 03, 2009
A vendor came in here (at work) recently. He was wearing a neck brace, using a walker, and had his son with him to assist in getting in and out of the car.

His chiropractor had broken his neck.

I know, actual doctors make mistakes, too, but there's a chance they'll be of benefit.
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backward masking
written by K. Söse, March 03, 2009
If you play the clip backward you can hear Mr. Palmer say "Here, Harriot. Help me."

It occurs near the beinging of the original mp3.

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backward masking
written by K. Söse, March 03, 2009
It's actually, "Here Harriot. Save me."

Sometimes it's hard to hear what you want to hear.
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written by Cuddy Joe, March 03, 2009
"Sometimes it's hard to hear what you want to hear."

Wow. It's morphing. When I played it wackbards I got, "Joe, you're so handsome.."
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just for fun
written by K. Söse, March 03, 2009
Others are saying they hear, "Here I am, Harriot. Save Me."
Here's a link to the backwards bit. It's just for fun and to show you can hear anything you want when it's played backward.

The link has not been tested by other users.
If it does not work for you, I am sorry.

http://passellheavyindustries.web.officelive.com/Documents/DDPalmer save me.wav
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written by The_Anti_Geller, March 03, 2009
Actually he sounded like Santa Clause with a potty mouth.
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written by BillyJoe, March 03, 2009
I heard "How ye doin son", but I swear, I swear, I'm another BJ.
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written by Caller X, March 03, 2009
Paul is dead. He addressed you as Harriet. Why did you feel the need to mention that, since you identify as Harriet? Is it unusual for someone to call you by your name?
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written by BillyJoe, March 03, 2009
There's some dead ass crazy voting here.
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